Telemarketer: Hi I’m calling from AT&T to let you know of our latest special on cable TV.
Me: Thanks, but we don’t have cable.
June 30, 2010 | 1:23 am
While you’re getting high, some woman’s cleavage is hovering over u.
There’s a lot of drooling involved.
Swallowing anything is a bad idea.
June 16, 2010 | 2:52 pm
God- So I need you to go down to earth get broke, loose your house, get rich, then get broke again, get divorced, live through a world war, and lose your favorite restaurant to a bowling alley. But here’s the deal, continue to love me unconditionally and not blame me for your stupid choices. You good with that?
Soul- uh, God?
Soul- Can I get life insurance?