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Kosher Sutra: Hey hey hey Joseph (Parsha Mikeitz)

By Marcus J Freed

December 3, 2010 | 11:21 am

Hey hey Joseph, won't you tell poor ol' Pharoah What does this crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy dream mean? Oh yeah...". Pharoah in 'Joseph & the Amazing Technicoloured Dreamcoat'. Photo courtesy of Simon Kisner. Featuring Marcus as Pharoah.

Kosher Sutra: “Pharoah dreamed he was standing by the Nile” (Gen 41:1)

Soul Solution: Find balance, spread your light.

Posture: Splits preparation.

Body Benefit: Flexibility in legs.... read on

  • Kosher Sutra: Turkey Day (Vayeishev)

    By Marcus J Freed

    November 25, 2010 | 10:32 am

    TURKEY DAY

    Kosher Sutra: “Go and see how your brothers are doing” (Gen 37:8)

    Soul Solution
    : Inner peace and banish depression

    Posture: Pigeon Posture

    Body Benefit: Opens hips and back

    Every day brings new teachings. I learned today that once a year the leader of the free... read on

  • Kosher Sutra: Safe Arrivals (Vayishlach)

    By Marcus J Freed

    November 23, 2010 | 12:59 pm

    Kosher Sutra: ‘And Yacov arrived safely’ (Gen 33:18)

    Soul Solution: Total healing, body and soul

    Posture: Bound-angle pose

    Body Benefit: Strengthen hips & preparation for childbirth

    We’ve all heard that what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, but it’s not usually much... read on

  • The Failsafe Mechanism: Jewish Women

    By Marcus J Freed

    November 15, 2010 | 1:00 pm

    These days we are all seasoned travellers. We don’t need to listen to basic aircraft announcements because we’ve heard it all before, and even if we haven’t, how hard can it be to escape from an aeroplane that has landed on water? Several thoughtful airlines have relieved staff... read on

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  • Good Morning, Mary Poppins: An Ode to American ‘English’

    By Marcus J Freed

    November 2, 2010 | 2:01 am

    She looked me in the eyes and smiled sweetly. The attentive gaze of her deep chestnut-brown eyes showed that she was giving her full attention. In a soft, charming tone she then uttered words that touched me deeply; ‘Marcus, I have absolutely no idea what you’ve been saying for... read on

  • Status: Irrelevant

    By Marcus J Freed

    October 21, 2010 | 6:08 pm

    Marcus is eating a tuna sandwich. Marcus has arrived at LAX. Marcus is bored. Fascinating stuff, right? Wrong. In which case, why are millions of people writing this sort of tosh every single day?

    How about this: Marcus is getting a partial lobotomy from a blind surgeon. Marcus is... read on

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