June 2, 2010
Real Housewives of NYC Favorite, Sonja Morgan, Is Fabulous, But A Drunk Driver
My beloved Sonja Morgan was arrested during the wee hours of the morning, following the Memorial Day holiday, for driving while drunk. Not only did she fail a field sobriety test, she was also cited for “driving without a fastened seatbelt, failure to keep right, and failure to stop at a stop sign”.
She was arrested at 2:30 in the morning, in the Hamptons. Poor Sonja. By poor Sonja, of course I mean, she is an idiot. She is my favorite housewife, and even with this glitch, she will continue to be my favorite. I feel confident that I can forgive her for this lapse in judgment.
I will forever think she is a moron, but I will still love her. Drunk driving breaks my heart. That a woman who has been given a national platform, where she has appeared to be the sane one in a flock of crazies, is willing to through it away by being an idiot, is fascinating.
I’m glad she is okay, and relieved she did not harm anyone. I’m sure she will recover from this scandal, and be no worse for the wear. At the end of the day, it may not change her life that much. She’ll suffer some immediate humiliation. Then Bravo will allow her to show remorse, and ask us all for forgiveness.
I wish Sonja well. It’s a shame that it happened, but hopefully she will use it as a chance to learn, and teach. I love you Sonja. Even though you are a drunk, you’re still the best thing to happen to The Real Housewives of New York City. Money can’t buy you class, but it can buy you a great attorney. Keep the Faith.