November 13, 2009 | 1:11 pm

Aaron Carter Fan Club

Posted by Ilana Angel

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Yesterday I blogged about my love affair with ABC and I got an email from someone who I can only assume is the President of the Aaron Carter Fan Club and by assume I mean that I must guess who it was because they were too much of a coward to put their name on their comment. 

“F You” wrote to share the following:  “now that Aaron Carter is gone you can watch DWTS? What did aaron do to you? How about you go KILL yourself before you talk about somone you dont know. That kid has worked so much on the show.. no one is asking you love and vote for him,.. but have some respect for another human being. hope you rot in hell you fucking jew.”

Although I was tempted to correct the spelling and grammar I left the post exactly as it was written because who am I to censor someone else’s words.  I think the words would have been more powerful however had the writer had the courage to put their name on it.  My favorite part of the posting is where I am asked to have respect for another human being in the same sentence that I am called a f-ing Jew.

There is nothing to say to this person but I would like to point out that the show is called “Dancing With The Stars” not “Dancing like a hyper little monkey who cries every time they dance to make people feel sorry for them and then work really hard to be a good dancer but have it be too late because you’ve already grossed out everyone who is watching so your dancing does not matter as much as your annoying personality and trying to recapture a sliver of the fame you used to have With The Stars”.  If they make that show Aaron will win for sure!

I also got an email from Drew who suggested I watch Mercy on NBC.  I’m not sure why I have not watched this one Drew but I will give it a try.  I loved ER and I miss it so this might be a good fill in for that void.  I will let you know what I think about it and thanks for the tip.

I’ve written about my friends Michelle and Jeff who are the cutest couple ever and I love them and aspire to have a relationship like they do because you simply cannot spend time with this couple and not smile because they are poster children for not settling and waiting for your Beshert because if you are patient you will get it right and that translates into happily ever after. 

So Michelle gets in touch last night to say she is grocery shopping at a kosher market and it’s full of single men and I need to come shopping so I asked her how she knew they were single men and she said she knew because they were shopping like bachelors, which translates into buying one piece of chicken which is too funny and by funny of course I mean I will be there next Thursday shopping for one piece of chicken and by chicken of course I mean tofu.

To those of you who follow my blog regularly I must tell you that the Republican is back on JDate and this time around he has listed his age 33 and his height as 6’3” which is hilarious since he told me he was 40 and that he was 6” when really he is about 5’10”.  This guy is an idiot and if JDate had a place to complain about people where I thought they might actually read it or care, I would tell them this guy is a pig and they should ban him.

To Stephen McPherson I don’t think I mentioned yesterday that I think you are a smart and handsome man.  Truly.  I’m not kidding.  We can talk about how brilliant you are when we talk and by talking of course I mean call me.

I’m glad it’s Friday and I hope you all have a great day and a peaceful Shabbat.  Be kind, love your kids, call your parents, if you see members of the military thank them for their service, be tolerant, laugh, live your life without fear, forgive someone, appreciate your friends, be responsible for your actions, don’t give up on your dreams and remember to keep the faith.

November 12, 2009 | 1:43 pm

I Heart ABC

Posted by Ilana Angel

Last night I discovered that while I have been searching for love I actually fell in love.  It’s official. I heart ABC.  I am having a love affair with ABC Television which is weird because I can remember a time when I watched nothing on ABC and by watched nothing of course I mean they had nothing good.  Now so many of the shows I love are there and spending a night in is more enjoyable than going on a date with someone who lied about his age, height and wife.

It’s odd to me that the ratings for some of these ABC shows are not higher and it begs the question who is Mr. Nielson and who at CBS is trading sexual favors for a few boxes?  I’d like to have a Nielson box in my house because ABC rocks and if the shows I watch are cancelled because someone at Nielson said nobody was watching them I’m going to have to kick some @$$.

Important to note that I don’t work for ABC and by not working for them of course I mean I want to work for them and they should hire me to be their online blogger because I love them and I’m a blogger and that just makes sense.  I figure if I reached out to Mike Fleiss forever and now we’re BFF’s then I should be giving a shout out to Stephen McPherson.  Stephen, Steve, sweetie, call me.  You need a blogger and it should be me because who better to talk about your shows than someone who really loves them?

While I anxiously wait for the new season of The Bachelor to premier in January I’ve been watching some really entertaining stuff.  In terms of reality television it does not get better than Dancing With The Stars and now that Aaron Carter is gone I can watch the last couple of weeks with complete joy.  Extreme Home Makeover always makes me cry and Find My Family is going to kill me but I will watch it and love it.  Super Nanny performs miracles and Shark Tank is brilliant and it’s not because there are so many Canadians on there, its just brilliant.

Modern Family may be the best sitcom on television and if you are not watching it you must because it is hilarious and smart.  Cougartown took me a minute to get because I don’t know any divorced women who look like Courtney Cox Arquette but that said, it has grown on me and you cannot watch it and not love her and her friends.  It makes me laugh out loud and that is hard to do because I’m so jaded and bitter and by jaded and bitter of course I mean I love sitcoms and am jaded because there is a lot of not funny stuff on television and this one is a winner and people need to watch it and bitter because clearly the Nielson boxes are in the homes of people who have no sense of humor.

Desperate Housewives, Lost, Ugly Betty and Grey’s Anatomy are still great and I’m not tired of any of them and the new shows like V and Flash Forward are just good television.  When the FBI agent on V turned out to be an alien my son and I started screaming at the television, which is always a good sign and when Jessica Capshaw gave the speech to Hector Elizondo about being gay I was bawling like a baby.  Of course there are a couple of duds and by duds I mean there are only so many hours in the day that I can watch television so they are duds because I can’t get them on my personal schedule.

I can think of no better job than to watch ABC all day and blog about it and by no better job of course I mean Stephen MacPherson must call me.  I would happily “take a meeting” to get started on my blogging.  It is comforting to know that when I cannot bring myself to go on another JDate I can always snuggle up in bed with ABC but with that said, when I meet my Beshert, and I will, I won’t break up with ABC I will just make sure that he falls in love with her like I did.

Once I start working for ABC I will of course still blog for The Jewish Journal and will still travel on the JDate Hell Train because I’m a great multi-tasker and I’m on a focused mission.  I will find love, share the joy that is ABC Television and my JDate experience will not be complete until I have dated all the men who are married, convicted felons and don’t know the difference between 5’4” and 5’10”.  It’s important to have a goal and all goals are attainable if you just keep the faith.

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November 11, 2009 | 3:07 pm

Back to Blogging

Posted by Ilana Angel

I have not posted a blog since last Sunday and I must say that I have really missed it.  Take a brutally busy week with work and my son and throw in a few bad dates and I just needed to step away from it all for a minute or two. 

My blog is about being over 40 and starting on the road to love again and I get a lot of comments about the limitations that I place on myself by dating only men who are Jewish and I’m not sure why I’m even writing this because whenever I talk about my faith and desire to marry within it I get hate mail.

I don’t plan on having any more children and by plan of course I mean my fingers are crossed but I have a teenage son and before I know it he will be getting married and I want him to continue our faith and have Jewish children so it would be hypocritical for me to marry outside our faith. 

Let’s talk about my dating this week and please note that I know that there are flakey, rude, unfocused and lying men in all faiths but for some naïve reason I feel I will get a better quality of man if I’m with a Jew but in the end a man is a man regardless of faith and even though these men are all Jewish I imagine it would be the same even if they weren’t.

Pinocchio, who told me he was divorced when really he was separated and said he was sober for 20 years when really he smokes pot called to tell me that his divorce was final and he wanted to go out to celebrate and by celebrate I’m sure he meant smoke a joint.  When I told him that I was happy for him but did not think our going out to celebrate was a good idea he told me I was a liar because I said I would not date him unless he was divorced and implied that he somehow got the papers in order so that we could go out. 

I explained that it was not just the divorce that was stopping our going out so he assured me that you can be sober and smoke pot.  Now I’m not sober nor do I have any issues with addiction but I have seen every episode of Intervention and am certain that if you smoke pot you are no longer sober.  He then wished me a good life and hung up on me.

I then got a call from the Israeli.  I could not contain my surprise and he could sense it and asked me if everything was okay so I told him I was surprised to hear from him since we’ve had 1 date and 4 conversations in 3 months and his response was “I move slow.  What’s the rush?”

Is that not classic he’s just not that into you?  I think one date in 3 months is beyond moving slow.  He asked me out for Saturday night and while I think he is lovely I’m just not feeling it because If there was something there he would have called and now I worry I’m over-thinking it.

I got 4 emails this week on JDate from men in their 20’s and I don’t get that at all and it’s never going to happen but bless them for writing.  I got 2 emails from men over 60 and again lovely to be contacted but it’s never going to happen because I just cannot see myself with someone much younger or older.

I forced myself to spend time on JDate and found a man that I thought was super attractive and had a great profile with lots in common with me and I wrote him and what was weird is that he looked at my profile everyday for 4 days, sometimes up to 6 times, but never responded so I guess at the end of the day there is no rhyme or reason to dating because it’s a game that has a ton of rules yet no guidelines and you never know if you are playing right or fair and just when you think you’ve got the hang of it the rules change and you are disqualified.

I’m getting back on the horse this week and by horse of course I mean the JDate hell train because with risk comes reward and I am a firm believer that if I put in the effort I will be rewarded with love.  It may just be a greater love of myself but love is love and it’s all about keeping the faith.

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November 10, 2009 | 1:49 pm

Tomorrow!

Posted by Ilana Angel

Keep the faith that tomorrow I will be back to Keeping The Faith.

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November 9, 2009 | 3:23 pm

Day Off

Posted by Ilana Angel

I’m taking the day off.
See you tomorrow.
Have a great day and remember to keep the faith.

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November 8, 2009 | 12:15 pm

Holiday Season

Posted by Ilana Angel

I am volunteering today at my first Holiday Boutique of the 2009 holiday season.  Regularly scheduled blogging will resume tomorrow.

If you’re in LA and feel like shopping come on by.

Beit T’Shuvah
8831 Venice Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90034

Have a great day everyone.

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November 7, 2009 | 11:58 am

Week In Review

Posted by Ilana Angel

Here is a recap of my interesting week.

1) I went on a date with a classic Pinocchio.  This guy lied about everything and it was fascinating to watch because his nose was actually growing the entire time we had dinner and he was as amused by his lies as I was because every time he lied he got a look in his eyes that showed he was proud of himself for pulling the wool over my eyes.  It really was entertaining and by entertaining of course I mean painful.  If you are reading this Pinocchio know that I am not an idiot and you in fact are.

2) I had another date with someone that I had a lovely rapport with over email and on the phone.  He made me laugh and I really enjoyed his personality.  I wrote about how the pre-date portion of dating was the best because you could be hopeful and optimistic because you connected and it allows you to think he might be the one and until you meet him and realize you were wrong it’s as if love is within your grasp.  In the end there was no connection but we had a lovely time and the pre-date was the best part.

3) I had a glorious week with my son.  He is growing up so fast and is taller than me and stronger than me and so not afraid of me.  I used to be able to tell him “I’m counting to 3” and he would jump to do what I said.  Now I can sit on my couch and count to a million and he could care less.  He is a teenager and spreading his wings and it’s wonderful to watch and by wonderful of course I mean scary.  My days of counting to 3 are over and I’m sad to see them go.

4) I love my friend Andy and his divine boyfriend Patrick and I was disgusted by the voting in Maine this week on gay marriage.  I honestly do not understand how anyone in the world would have their life altered by a loving gay couple getting married.  It is a very strange thing and in the end all I can do is love and support my friends and feel sorry for those who just don’t get it.

5) I made peace with JDate this week and am going to try to change my view of the JDate Hell Train to the JDate Love Train.  It’s going to be really hard but I’m open and willing and they want to help me find my Beshert so we’ll see what happens.  After a week that included two JDate dates I’m not sure they can do it and but God Bless them for trying and God Bless me for believing.

My week ended last night at services where I was recognized by a reader.  He came up to me and asked if I was the girl from the Jewish Journal and I must tell you that I love it when that happens.  I truly get such a kick out of it and what made it even better was that he was totally cute.  A handsome and charming man and he made my night.  I’m not sure if he’s single or not but if he was, call me.  Meeting a man in Temple?  Who knew?

I learned this week that life is short and I need to let go of things that are out of my control.  I learned that I have tremendous faith and it makes me strong.  I learned that when people are angry and mad they say things they don’t really mean.  I learned that some people never change.  I learned that I cannot date a man who carries a purse or drives a Miata.  I learned that in the end only God knows the complete truth and he is on my side.  Life this week was full of twists and turns and I maneuvered myself through by keeping the faith.

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November 6, 2009 | 2:01 pm

JDate Challenge

Posted by Ilana Angel

If you read my blog yesterday you saw I made peace with the enemy and offered an olive branch to JDate.  It took them about 5 seconds to get in touch with me and offer their friendship.  I’m not surprised it happened so fast because the power of the blog is undeniable and it makes sense that we all get along.  They have accepted my challenge to help me locate my Beshert out in cyberspace and by cyberspace of course I mean Brentwood so let the games begin.

My new BFF”s at JDate have assured me that the people they feature in their “Success Stories” section are in fact real people and not actors from lands far away pretending to be happy but with that said they did not send me any copies of marriage licenses and all I have is their word but if we are going to forge a friendship I can’t start calling them liars on our first day. 

Not only are the people in the success stories real life JDaters but apparently so are all the people featured on their billboards and marketing materials.  Really?  If all those people are real JDaters then I think they need to do a search of people in Los Angeles and start using regular people not these uber pretty “real” people.  I’d like to see an ad with the man who is 5’4”, weighs 300 pounds, describes himself as tall, dark and handsome and uses a profile picture that is 12 years old because he looks “exactly the same”.

There appears to be no real screening process for online dating sites and if your credit card is accepted then so are you.  Next to the “Success Stories” section there should be a “The Brutal Truth” section where we can go and tell our stories about people who have lied about their height, age and marital status.  It’s a shame that I’m so wary because there are good people dating online and a few rotten apples are trying to ruin the tree so it’s good that JDate and I are now friends because they can talk me off the ledge.

Do I sound bitter?  I must tell you that I’m really not bitter so much as I’m frustrated and by frustrated of course I mean exhausted.  I’ve been trying to meet my Beshert for a long time and have been honest and open when putting myself out there and yet it is not happening for me and I’m about done and by done I mean I am so ready to find love I am now in cahoots with JDate and the only thing more surprising than my being alone at 43 is that I am asking JDate for help.

Enough with the whining and complaining and let’s get down to business.  I am here and waiting for some guidance.  It’s all well and fine to write and say that you accept the challenge but talk is cheep my friends so let’s make it happen.  It’s a new day and I am ready to go.

I believe in you JDate.  I believe in myself and I have faith that you can help not only me but all of us who are keeping the faith.

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