January 30, 2011 | 9:08 pm

WTF? Sarah Palin is the Bethenny Frankel of Politics

Posted by Ilana Angel

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Just when you think Sarah Palin has said the dumbest thing possible, she tops herself with yet another doozy.  I wrote a couple of weeks ago that I wanted her to shut up and I totally take it back.  I hope she never stops talking because every time she does, she reminds America there is no way in hell she should ever be President of the United States.

Mrs. Palin likes to share her views on Facebook.  Perhaps she thinks this will make her popular among voters who are into social networking. It’s not working though because for her, it’s just a place where she hides from live television.  What she is doing is showing Americans she is not serious, and should not hold any political office ever again, especially not President.

What are you doing Sarah?  It’s time for things to get real and for you to grow up and stop playing games.  Either you want to run for President or you don’t, but your rhetoric, while hilarious, is getting boring.  Are you just trying to amass your fortune and raise your celebrity, or are you planning to run for President?  Your cat and mouse game is annoying and we’re about done.

Following the State of the Union speech of President Obama, Palin said Obama’s use of Sputnik was confusing and I don’t doubt for one second that it was.  For Palin.  Bless her little heart.  She was probably out bashing fish on the head, or shooting wolves from the sky when they talked about Sputnik in her history class, so you can’t blame her for not knowing the facts.

Palin said: “Well, speaking of last night, that was a tough speech to sit through and try to stomach because the president is so off base in his ideas in how it is he believes government is going to create jobs. Obviously, government growth won’t create any jobs. It’s the private sector that can create the jobs. His theme last night in the State of the Union was the WTF, you know, “Winning the Future,” and I thought OK, that acronym, spot on. There were a lot of WTF moments throughout that speech.”

Sarah Palin seems to be confused about a lot of things and it is impossible to take her seriously.  What does it say about America that a woman, who is so incredibly under-qualified for a political job, is spewing crap each and every day about our country? What the f&%$ Sarah?  When are you going to start acting like a grown up, and not a mean girl on the playground?  You have no respect for this country, or for your President.

Sarah Palin is quickly becoming the Bethenny Frankel of the political world.  Like Bethenny, she is attractive and oddly appealing, and also like Bethenny, she is a joke that we watch because we like to laugh at her, not with her.  Bethenny has no talent, but she has a huge following of crazy fans.  By crazy fans of course I mean the fans are actually crazy people, just like Sarah’s.

Maybe Sarah and Bethenny should have a reality show together.  It can be called “Bethenny and Sarah Have a Show – WTF!”  I for one would totally watch it.  Sarah can give Bethenny advice on how to prevent her new baby girl from being an unwed teen mother, and Bethenny can teach Sarah how to make millions by saying stupid things that make no sense.  Epic win.

Bethenny Frankel is starting up another season of her show and blogging about it will be fun, regardless of how many of her fans lose their minds while trying to defend a complete stranger who they pretend to be friends with in their sad and lonely lives in front of the television.  I wonder how many of Bethenny’s fans support Palin.  Those same people will think this blog was written by Jill Zarin!

If Sarah Palin wants us to take her seriously, she needs to start acting seriously.  Either you’re in or you’re out Mrs. Palin.  If you throw your hat in the race, I will listen.  Until then, just stop talking.  I doubt you can pull it off but I will wait, sit back, take it all in, and keep the faith.