April 26, 2011 | 9:33 am

How Can Levi Johnston Write a Book About the Palin Family When He Can’t Read?

Posted by Ilana Angel

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There is no way to say it nicely, or not sound mean, so I will simply say it.  Levi Johnston is a moron.  There are absolutely no redeeming qualities about this kid and I find it hard to believe he can spell anything other than his name, and he probably gets that wrong sometimes, so how am I supposed to believe he is writing a tell all book about the Palin family?

According to Us Weekly, the book will be titled “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs”.  Seriously? Who Cares?  He is a money hungry fame whore who has no talent and his relationship was with Bristol not Sarah, so why title the book about her mom and not her?  He probably didn’t know how to spell Bristol so he went with the easier Sarah.

The book will be released this fall, just in time to be used as kindling for the winter.  His manager said, “Levi is going to talk about everybody, including Sarah Palin, and the rest of the family. Bristol too.  The book will have good stuff. He isn’t leaving anything out.”  This statement alone proves he is out to slam Sarah, not shed light on his relationship with Bristol.

One could argue that this douchelord should focus on spending time with his 3 year old son instead of trying make a buck off a family he has no real insight to, but my take on it is that Tripp is better off not spending time with this loser and if “writing” a book keeps him busy then Bristol should be thanking her lucky her stars.  He is an absentee dad and always has been.

Kids need a dad, and it’s important for little boys to have a father in their lives, but that is not always possible and in this particular case, I think the kid is better off without Levi as a regular fixture in his life.  There are millions of fathers who want to spend time with their kids and can’t, and here is this stupid kid who can, and chooses not to.

According to Bristol, Levi has not asked to see his son for months and months.  Johnston’s manager said the reason he has not spent time with his son is because “Bristol is being Bristol.”  Really?  Is his dislike of Bristol more important than spending time with his son?  I’m not buying it.  Levi Johnston is a liar and a deadbeat dad.

The waste of paper will include photographs and personal stories about Johnston’s relationship with Sarah Palin.  He says he will “tell the truth” about their relationship, including his “sense of Sarah and my perplexing fall from grace.”  He is even delusional enough to say he’s doing it “for me, for my boy Tripp and the country.”  For the country Levi?

It makes you wonder how his mind works that he thinks his book is of any interest to the country.  Furthermore, how is trashing his mom and grandma good for his son?  Someone needs to smack this kid.  He is about to turn 21 and I imagine reaching adulthood will do nothing to mature this boy.  As for Tripp, you will be fine, in spite of your dad.  Just keep the faith.