September 20, 2011
Dancing With The Stars – Oy Gay! I love Carson Kressley!
I love this show. Its fun to watch, and allows us to forget about all the garbage happening in the world for a couple of hours. It was a much hyped premier and I was not disappointed, I was bored a lot of the time, but not disappointed. There were a few performances that made it all worthwhile.
My favorites after night one are Carson Kressley, Nancy Grace, Ricki Lake, David Arquette and Chaz Bono. Here is a quick breakdown of this year’s cast:
Ron Artest: He’s a fun guy, but no. I liked his opening video with his little girl, but this is not happening, especially while he looks like Rodman. Thanks for coming by Ron. Take care. He scores 15 from the judges.
Rob Karsashian: He’s a sweet boy, but no. His opening video is lame and I think Khloe is the only interesting Kardashian. He wants to last longer than Kim’s 3 weeks. Good luck. He scores 16 from the judges.
Kristin Cavallari: Really? A star? The only thing her opening video was missing is a pole. She did a good job, and her dress was beautiful, but I don’t get this casting. She is annoying and scores 19 from the judges.
Chynna Phillips: I remember when she was a singer and I dug her. She looks great, but her dress did half the dance for her. Not sure she is popular enough to stay long, but did great She scores 22 from the judges.
Nancy Grace: I freaking loved her. From the opening video, to her dance, I thought she was fabulous. I like Nancy and thought she was entertaining. Surprising how short she is. She scores 16 from the judges.
David Arquette: Loved him, loved his video, loved his dance, love his wife, love his kid, love it that Paul Reubens was cheering him on, loved it all. He got a vote from me, and scores 18 from the judges.
Elisabetta Canalis: Her body is perfection, but a star? If you spent three years sleeping the sexiest man alive, are you a star in some circles? I love you George but she can go, and scores 15 from the judges.
Hope Solo: I loved her dress, thought she was good, and charming in her video. I am not left with a strong feeling either way, but she was fine and will stay more for Max than her. She scores 21 from the judges.
Carson Kressley: Oy Gay! I love you Carson. I voted for Carson by phone and online. He was funny, charming, and insanely entertaining, with a perfect Jagger impersonation. He scores 17 from the judges.
J.R. Martinez: He is a hero, and when he said he was proud of his scars I cried. He did a great job and got a standing ovation from me in my living room. He will get better, and scores 22 from the judges.
Ricki Lake: How can you not just love this girl? She looked beautiful and did a lovely job. I predict she will be in the final four, a lot thinner, but still fabulous. I like her a lot, and she scores 20 from the judges.
Chaz Bono: Delicious. He was joyous and happy. For a man who is under more pressure than any other contestant, he did a beautiful job and he got all my remaining votes. He is very brave, and scores 16 from the judges.
I’m not sure who will go home first, but I’m thinking it might be Rob Kardashian or Ron Artest, and if I got to choose, it would be Elisabetta because I don’t know her so there is connection. If it is down to Rob and Ron, then I hope they send Rob home as Ron will be more fun.
Tom Bergeron is the best host on television and he was robbed of an Emmy again this year. Brooke Burke is pretty and does her job, but Tom is the host and Brooke is his Vanna. It’s going to be interesting to see how America votes this season. I truly hope they can keep it real.