Posted by Ilana Angel
One could write about LeAnn Rimes every single day and not run out of new things to say. She is seriously a hot mess and by hot mess of course I mean she needs to be medicated. By medicated of course I mean she should be talking medication from a physiatrist, not the medication she seems to be taking recreationally. She truly is a simple girl. Bless her.
LeAnn is having a bad day. Rumors are rampant that she is getting divorced, her lawsuit against an innocent special education teacher and her daughter got thrown out of court, another blogger has called her out for being a bully, and I have decided to dress up as her for Halloween. Important to note that dressing up as LeAnn Rimes is an easy costume to pull off.
All you have to do is find out what Brandi Glanville is wearing, then wear the same thing, tweet non-stop about how happy you are, insist you are not reading any blogs written by me, then quote those blogs, find a handsome man to walk around and look repulsed by you, while you hang onto him, borrow a couple of kids, flare your nostrils, and drink. A lot.
I received a lot of inquiries today to see if now that the lawsuit was not happening, would I continue to write about Ms. Rimes? Yes. Yes I will. I write about celebrities and pop culture, so it makes sense I would write about her. Think what you want about LeLe, she is fascinating. I don’t respect her actions, but in fairness, I also have never met her.
LeAnn goes out of her way to try to hurt me. She has been rather unsavory and aggressive in her support of those who try to get me fired, embarrass me, and frankly put me in harm’s way. I say things about her that while true, are not particularly kind, so I get her need to lash out. I really do. It is a shame that she does not seem to care about any of it.
I offered to never write about her again if she dropped the lawsuit, but she didn’t, and today it was tossed out for being stupid. I would like to make Ms. Rimes another offer. Should Ms. Rimes like to pay for ALL of Kim and Lexi Smiley’s legal bills, I will NEVER write about her again. Not one word. To be clear, I mean every single bill, down to paperclips.
If she pays for all the legal bills of the remarkable Kim Smiley and her wonderful daughter Lexi, I will not write about her, will not tweet about her, will not write about her marriage, her madness, her upcoming “reality” show, or her music. I will not write a single thing. All she needs to do is write a check. Is my silence worth a few thousand dollars?
If you are quiet you can actually hear heads exploding right now as LeAnn and her minions are trying to figure out ways to sue me for extortion. They are so dumb that it is almsot cute. This is not extortion. It is simply me saying that should Ms. Rimes opt to be kind and decent, I will provide the same in return, so try to relax people. Seriously.
It is not rocket science, it is simply being decent. If she does a kind thing, so will I. My job is to write about her and I will sign a legal document that her ambulance chasing shark can draw up. I won’t write another thing. Not even about how she is lying to Radar Online about asking for the case to be thrown out. All she needs to do is start keeping it real.
12.12.13 at 9:43 pm | I might be too intimidated to blog this show. . .
12.10.13 at 8:55 am | Carlton can stay, Joyce should go.
12.8.13 at 9:55 pm | Momma Joyce is all kinds of crazy.
12.7.13 at 8:49 am | What the hell is Bravo giving us?
12.7.13 at 7:29 am | I'm not going to lie, these women and the men. . .
12.3.13 at 10:31 am | Liar, liar, pants on fire.
12.10.13 at 8:55 am | Carlton can stay, Joyce should go. (3833)
12.7.13 at 8:49 am | What the hell is Bravo giving us? (1779)
12.3.13 at 10:31 am | Liar, liar, pants on fire. (1686)
October 28, 2013 | 7:57 pm
Posted by Ilana Angel
I have been watching Real Housewives of Miami, but not blogging about it. The show is slow and not interesting, just like the cast. These women and their friendships are fake and it is all silly. We are almost through the season and all we have seen is fighting and crying. Alexia is humiliating her children, Marisol cries all the time, Lea lies all the time, Adriana continues to show how dumb she is, and Lisa is allowing us to see her marriage fall apart. It is ridiculous, but I watch, and now I blog.
We start with Joanna planning her wedding. She is gorgeous, but not a good enough actress to make her scenes look real and not scripted. She is marrying a gorgeous man who seems to love her, just has no interest in touching her. Chicks don’t do it for me and I would touch her. She is humiliating him on this show, which may be why she is not getting laid. I don’t get their relationship and can only assume it is for TV.
Over with Lea, her voice gives me a sharp pain in my lower back. I think she is a liar, and I just can’t get past how hideous her husband is. She is selling skincare and handbags. Oy vey. She is pathetic and not even a little bit appealing. Cut to Lisa, her Birkin bag is too big for her body and looks stupid. Her body is stretched so tight I don’t know how she manages to breathe. She is visiting Alexia, then Adriana joins them. Gossip time.
Lisa tells them she went to Texas with Lea and Adriana is jealous because she was never taken to see the Texas family. Lisa wants to mend the friendship between Adriana and Lea, and Adriana says she wants it. Translation: If she makes up with Lea maybe she will get more screen time. I hate this show. Adriana needs Lea so she can get free skincare. Yikes. She also dresses totally inappropriate for her age. Not cute ladies.
Lea is having a launch party for her handbags. Ick. The ladies all arrive to talk about how beautiful her overpriced and not that cute bags are. Lisa uses Lea’s special night to talk about Adriana. I cannot take anything Lisa says seriously because she looks so ridiculous. Lea shuts Lisa down because it is not the time or the place. Then Lisa brings it up again. Exactly how old are these women? Joanna is now pissed off and piping in.
Joanna tells Lisa to back off and then starts acting like drunk Joanna, but she has not been drinking, so maybe Joanna is just crazy, not drunk. Joanna is now losing her mind, Lea is telling Lisa to not be friends with Adriana, Alexia is inarticulate, probably due to the amount of bleach she uses on her hair, and Joanna then tells Lisa she is no longer in her wedding party and kicks her out of Lea’s party. Why am I watching this?
The editing on this show sucks. Lisa leaves, Alexia goes after her, I am bored and pissed off at myself for deciding to blog this show on a day I had dental surgery and cannot drink anything. What was I thinking? Joanna follows Lisa out into the parking lot and keeps the fight going. Dear Lord. These women are pathetic. Rather than be humiliated by being embarrassed at her party, Lea is simply happy for the camera time.
Joanna is pissed off and Romain wants to make out, but she shuts him down. She begs him to have sex with her, he tries, she shoots him down. This chick is not mentally stable. She truly has issues and it is sad because she seems to be oblivious to the fact that she looks like an idiot. Would you want to be that pretty if it meant you also needed to be that dumb? She needs to treat her man better because who else would take her on?
Lea is having a party to unveil the remodel of her grand ballroom. Oy vey. I bet it cost a fortune, but it is just not my taste. She also redid her kitchen, which now looks cheap. I don’t get it. I also don’t get why she invited Adriana. So fake. So lame. So scripted. I also don’t get why Frederik’s shirt is unbuttoned so low. Fired housewife Karent is there to gossip and try to grab another minute of housewife fame. Bless her.
Lisa and Joanna decide to talk alone for a minute. Lisa is mature and clearly the most authentic of them them all. An interesting thing since she is also the fakest looking. Joanna blames her madness on her sister skipping her bachelorette party. Joanna backpedals and says she didn’t mean to kick her out of the wedding party. This show is stupid, these chicks are stupid, and we are all stupid to watch. (She writes as watching.)
Lea is having this huge and important party, yet her husband is not there? He must have been out making money defending gutter pigs who kill innocent people. Time for another scripted attempt at friendship. Lisa and Alexia are pushing for Adriana and Lea to talk. Enough already. Lea and Adriana finally talk alone and then it happens. Something so shocking I can hardly wrap my head around it and am still in shock and confused.
Adriana becomes the first real housewife in history to actually shed a real tear while crying. For the love of God, what is happening? We have been watching fake crying for years, in every city of this franchise, and FINALLY a real tear?!?! I am crushing on Adriana a little bit. Mazel Tov! My admiration for her will not last until next week of course, but it is a nice moment right now. A housewife actually had a moment of keeping it real!
October 25, 2013 | 4:32 pm
Posted by Ilana Angel
I had a busy weekend and only caught up on Twitter today. Imagine my surprise to see how busy LeAnn Rimes has been on her trip to Nashville. By surprised of course I mean she is a lunatic who needs to be banned from social media and placed into a medical facility for observation. This chick is a whack job and I find myself truly mortified by her unacceptable behavior.
I do not understand why nobody is telling this woman to shut the hell up and stop with her madness. I suppose it is possible that someone could be telling her and she is ignoring them, or refusing to pay them, but we are now at epic proportions of crazy. I am of the opinion that she is unwell on the level of Amanda Bynes and needs someone to care enough to step in and help.
To clarify for those who are just now boarding the crazy train, LeAnn does not have any children, she stole a family, yet insists on posting pictures, and now Vine videos, about kids who are not hers. She posted non-stop about her husband’s children and at one point I actually screamed SHUT THE F*&% UP to my computer. She is relentless in her complete madness.
This woman also posted a picture that made her madness painfully obvious. It is truly unbelievable someone in her camp has not insisted she remove it. It was a picture of her on a truck and it pissed me off. To flaunt she is a wrecker, as in home wrecker, with a smile on her face is crazy. By crazy of course I mean this is one sick and demented bitch.
To mock the fact she is a homewrecker in front of her husband's children is criminal. Her marriage won't last because she is married to a pig, but when he tires of her and moves on, those boys will grow up and learn of how this piece of garbage disrespected their mother and he will lose the respect of his children. He should be ashamed as a father.
LeAnn Rimes is no longer famous because she can sing. Partially because she is no longer a good singer, but mostly because she is now famous for her desperate attempts to be relevant in a world where her husband’s first wife is more famous than she is. That’s got to hurt and must break her sad and bitter black heart. I cannot stand this stupid girl.
She tweets she doesn’t pay attention to me, or read my blogs, yet tweeted back and forth to the people who spend their time creating imposter or hate accounts about me. Is it a coincidence the very people who try to get me fired for writing about LeAnn are the people she is lovingly tweeting while in Nashville? I don’t think so. She pays them is my guess.
Don’t get me started on a certain Ms. Hoffman who is just as crazy and possibly a little dumber than Ms. Rimes. Hang on, I’m laughing at the very thought anyone could be dumber than LeAnn. Wait...catching...my...breathe. LeAnn in clearly a moron but Ms. Hoffman might actually be mentally deficient, spending more time on Twitter than anyone.
Ms. Hoffman, who insists she does not read my blog, has no hate for anyone, and only wants to be positive, spent the weekend tweeting back and forth to the people who spend all their time throwing hate my way. The woman who created an imposter account using my picture with a rather unfortunate penis drawn on it, got nothing but love from Karla this weekend.
These women are not only unstable, but they are dangerous. They will cut a bitch. By cut a bitch of course I mean they will write to a blogger's Rabbi and editor to get her fired, and publish her address and phone number, just because she is of the opinion that a celebrity who puts her life out in the open to be commented on is a lunatic. Alegedly.
LeAnn Rimes is a lunatic. Allegedly. Karla Hoffman is delusional. Allegedly. LeAnn has no children and Karla ignores hers. Allegedly. At the end of the day I am disgusted by them both, am not afraid to write about it, and will continue to point out the madness until the day someone gets it, Rimes is treated for her alleged mental illness, and starts keeping it real.
October 22, 2013 | 5:40 pm
Posted by Ilana Angel
This blog is where I write about my take on pop culture and the people who are getting rich and famous for no apparent reason. From those who were once talented and are desperate to be in the spotlight again, to those who rise to fame by making a porn film which features them chewing gum and looking like an insanely bad sex-mate, these people are putting it all out there so I am going to write about it in the only way I know how.
I have been asked several times over the years to write a book about my take on pop culture, but never really entertained the possibility with any seriousness. That was until I met Michael Broussard. Mr. Broussard has read every one of my blogs and is a fan. By fan of course I mean he is a superstar literary agent and he digs me. We met recently and fell in love. I am thrilled to announce Michael is now representing me and my first book.
I had heard of Michael because he is a powerhouse and I have read many of the books he represents. I also heard from a few housewives, who shall remain nameless, that he turned them down, crushing their dreams of a bestseller. That he came to me as a fan of my work who feels my voice should be heard is a really amazing thing. I am excited to get started, and by get started of course I mean rip a few new pop culture asses.
I am thrilled to be working with Michael and sharing my spin on what pop culture has become and to the lengths people will go for 15 minutes of fame. By fame of course I mean they are selling their souls to the devil so we can laugh at them. Bless their hearts. It is going to be a lot of fun to write, even more fun to read, and a real challenge to steal Michael’s dog Dino, who is divine. If you read my blog you know I am going to keep it real.
October 14, 2013 | 5:40 pm
Posted by Ilana Angel
I love following LeAnn Rimes on Twitter. She really is very entertaining. By entertaining of course I mean she likes to publicly unravel and has no shame. She is a media whore in need of a media advisor. For someone who writes about pop culture she is pure gold. The woman has, in my opinion, lost her mind. Putting aside that she is uneducated, there is simply no way she could be any simpler. Bless her. When it comes to LeAnn Rimes, dumb is funny. It is also offensive and aggravating.
I would like to share a few things our dear girl did this week to remind us she is train wreck. They are funny, sad, ignorant, shocking, ridiculous, and at the end of the day entertaining. I wonder what it must be like to get through life when one is so dumb. I believe she is unaware of how her actions are perceived. She appears to have no clue how much she is disliked, or how easy it would be for her to turn it all around. She has a mean streak however, so I don’t feel sorry for her.
1 - Rimes tweeted that her stepson was singing songs from her album Spitfire. Important to note LeAnn was the only person to buy this album, and it is all about her being a whore and sleeping with a married man while she was married. To brag a child is singing a song about the end of his parents marriage is vicious and shows mental illness.
2 - When her ex-husband told a TV show he had no animosity toward her and wished her the best, she tweeted she was over it and mocked him for even discussing her. Really? She has done nothing but talk about it for years, yet this lovely man says one thing and she dumps all over him. She is the one unwilling to move on and this shows mental illness.
3 - Rimes sprained and/or broke her fingers in a freak gym accident. I am unsure what exactly she did as she keeps changing her story. After posting pictures to garner sympathy from her thousands of fake accounts, she was spotted leaning on her hurt hand. It’s a miracle! Perhaps she broke her fingers over-Tweeting, or maybe it is a mental illness.
4 – LeAnn was photographed in an awkward and one-sided embrace with her husband’s youngest son, by her personal paparazzi, at the soccer game of her husband’s older son. She appeared to be holding him against his will as his mother sat nearby. You can’t make kids love you and her obsession with wanting to look like a mom is a sign of mental illness.
5 – Ms. Rimes like to tweet when she is drunk. We all lose our minds a little when drinking. For me I like to send text messages to old boyfriends. It’s not pretty, but it happens. It is also private, Rimes however likes to go public with her drinking, knowing everyone is watching, judging, and laughing at her. Clearly this behavior is the sign of mental illness.
It has been another interesting week in the life and times of LeAnn Rimes. She is filming her non-reality reality show, pretending to be a mom, throwing shade at the ex-wife of her husband, drinking, delusional, too dumb to understand what she is doing, and unwilling to acknowledge she is struggling with mental illness. Congrats on not ever keeping it real.
October 13, 2013 | 6:35 pm
Posted by Ilana Angel
For the love of God. We are one minute in and I am already getting a severe lower back pain. They start off being fun and light, but they are going into the toilet fast and I cannot believe we are still in this place with these people. Nothing changes. It is dark and at the end of the day none of them like each other and for this show to continue is a waste of our time. Bravo needs to pull the plug on this crapfest.
Andy sucks at reunions. Sorry, but he does. He is more concerned with being a star himself than making these people close out the season with some answers to the fans that have made him rich. Andy starts by asking if anyone regrets something they said and it is bull. There are no real regrets here and the things they all say they regret are things that actually needed to be said. I must chug vodka from the bottle.
They show a tape of a bunch of name-calling and while the kids are entertaining, it is stupid. Caroline is asked about the idiotic things her kids say and that perhaps they are single because they are losers, not busy with work. Caroline says that is a stupid comment but I agree. Caroline’s children are not entertaining, offensive, mentally deficient, and in no way, in any lifetime, worthy of their own show. Ever.
Teresa asks Melissa about her saying Joe cheated and Melissa turns it on Teresa saying she called her a gold digger. Melissa is unwilling to take responsibility for anything she says. I truly believe Melissa is not mean on purpose, but more because she is truly stupid. Now stupid is not a nice word, but come on. This woman is dumb, idiotic, selfish, unaware, and unable to tell the truth. She has singlehandedly ruined this show.
Andy is still asking Juicy about calling Teresa a C years ago. Shut up already. Rosie is asked a question about Arizona and Caroline and Kathy try to answer for her. Caroline likes to talk for everyone and Kathy just wants to talk, seemingly unaware that nobody cares about her opinion. Rosie says Arizona changed her life. She quit smoking and started working out. Rosie and Juicy are the only ones being authentic and real.
Juicy calls out Melissa and Joe for being the instigators in all the drama and he is right. Joe says they were simply defending themselves, which is crap. Joe was defending his stupid wife, not trying to make peace with his sister. Kathy is talking and ruining the reunion. Someone needs to shut her up. Melissa says Teresa should not have filmed certain things. What? They are filming a TV show you dumbass. Melissa should never have been on this show.
Teresa says Melissa and Joe came on the show to ruin her. Joe says that Teresa had not spoken to him in two years. Does that not prove the fact that Joe and Melissa came on to punish Teresa? Joe says he came on to get close to Teresa, which is ridiculous. Joe is bitter and angry and it is sad. I like this guy but everything he says sounds like his wife. He is repeating all the things she has coached him to say. I feel horrible for Teresa.
Caroline is talking about Albert’s dad, insisting that he never hit his kids. Not buying it. Sidebar: Caroline not wearing a bra is not a pretty picture. She is asked about her father-in-law being in the mob, but Caroline gets offended and does not answer the question. She says her and Albert do not want to know about the mob connections. Bull. She knows. Caroline says her husband never cheated. Oy Vey. Albert cheated, her name was Jill.
Caroline lets Andy know his questions are of no value and calls him out. Andy stops, reverses with his tail between his legs, and we move on. He is as kind to Caroline as he is mean to Tersea. Andy talks about Juicy saying he was scared about court, but fails to mention he was talking about the driving issue not indictments. Andy is a pot stirer. They have stuff going on. We know. Let them be. We will learn the outcome and nothing Andy says will get the info faster.
Jac and Melissa are back peddling on their telling Joe he should go to jail. Convenient. Regardless of the pending court issues, saying he should go to jail is wrong. Teresa says she does not believe in karma, and only referenced it because it was a big part of the vocabulary at the Arizona retreat. I like Teresa and I think the silly things she says do not come from her being mean. Again we are talking about the legal trouble of Juicy. Enough!
Oh. My. God. Now Joe is talking about Juicy and his legal troubles. I am so sick of everyone pretending to care about this when you know they were all laughing about it at home. Their concern is fake. I honestly do not think any of them are not gloating privately that they deserve this somehow. For Joe to imply that Melissa cries for Teresa and Joe is laughable. Melissa cries out of glee. Andy needs to wrap this up. He is being a complete douche.
Melissa is now fake crying. Ugh. Andy is trying to get all Barbara Walters on Juicy and I find myself wanting to slap Andy so he snaps out of it. I might actually hate these people. Why do I even care? This is scripted television and I should not be this invested in what is obviously non-reality television. Now Jac is fake crying. Where are the tears of these bitches? Does Botox dry up tear ducts? I can’t take it anymore. Move on Andy!
Caroline is spewing crap and I’m checked out. This was a waste of our time. Andy asks if anyone has final words and Teresa says she was hurt by Caroline and Caroline jumps all over it. The entire show is peaceful and Caroline is going to end it by attacking Teresa. It was Teresa’s question to answer and Caroline is losing her mind. Caroline is an idiot and her attempt to go into her new show as the calm and peaceful leader is shot to hell.
Melissa chimes in and it is lame. These people do not like each other and the show needs to end. Caroline airs all the dirty laundry and says she does not know if Teresa has a good heart and she is done. We end on hate, which is a slap in the face to everyone who watches. Andy is an ass, Caroline is a bitch, Kathy is invisible, Jac is moronic, Melissa is a dumbass, and Teresa is buried under all the crap. I hate this show and that is keeping it real.
October 10, 2013 | 12:58 pm
Posted by Ilana Angel
We all know I am not a fan of Bethenny Frankel and the truth is that she is not a fan of me. We see things quite differently. I like to write about her because I think her story, or rather the stories she makes up about herself, are fascinating. She likes to place gag orders on anyone who wants to talk about her. She is not talented, funny, interesting, or a good talk show host. Just my opinion of course.
I understand people like her and hang on her every word. I also know people want direction and will listen to stupidity because there is nothing else for them to listen to. They believe what she says in the same way they drink Kool-Aid. I’m not saying every single thing she says is dumb, but to invest in someone who says 1% good and 99% crap is not worth an investment.
Setting aside my personal thoughts about her, you cannot watch her talk show and think it is anything but garbage. She is not endearing or engaging, thinks she is funny, smart and charming. It is only a matter of time before those who buy her crap will see the truth. She is desperate to get big name guests, but celebrities are avoiding her like the plague. She will be gone by year’s end. The Internet is buzzing about her tanking show and even Ellen DeGeneres, who produces her show and was responsible for her getting it on the air is not only keeping her distance, but pulling as far away from her as she can. Queen Latifah is getting better ratings than Bethenny. Queen gets better with time but Bethenny won’t. The major difference is Queen Latifah is truly sweet and charming.
I have watched both shows and while Queen Latifah pulls me in with her personality, Bethenny repels me with hers. Will Smith and Jada Pinket Smith are producing Queen and they have gone to bat for her, reeling in big names. They believe in her because they know when push comes to shove she will not embarrass them. Ellen is clear she will be yanked into the gutter with Bethenny and the gutter is no place for Ellen. Reality fame is like porn in that not many people can cross over from success in one genre to main stream. Nobody is saying Bethenny is not brilliant, because she is. She made a fortune being a liar, so bless her. That does not mean she is suited for a talk show. Bethenny needs to stick to her ass juice drinks, raising her kid, and getting off TV. Only then can she keep it real.
October 8, 2013 | 5:46 pm
Posted by Ilana Angel
The best part of any season of any of the Real Housewives franchises is the reunion. With a season that was predictable, biased, and not particularly interesting, I had high hopes for the reunion. In the end part one fell flat. While I like him and think he is handsome, Andy Cohen is not doing his job. He plays favorites and is hell bent on asking questions that embarrass and humiliate, rather then give the audience the things we want and wait for, reality.
Andy should save his one sided questions for Watch What Happens Live and let someone else do the reunions. Again, it is not personal, just a fan sharing her opinion. By her opinion of course I mean the opinion of millions of fans. We are tired Andy. The show is tired, reunions are tired, casts are tired, and you my darling sweet man, are tired. Time for new faces, and if you insist on bringing some back, not Melissa or Kathy.
Here we go…. Caroline looks a bit chesty, Jac has no obvious changes due to surgery, Teresa looks beautiful, Melissa is blonde, and Kathy is wearing so much makeup she looks like a Kardashian. Jac says things are better with Teresa and Andy jumps right into humiliating Tre. This is not the place for the federal case and we don’t need to be reminded of how many counts or how much jail time is pending. Reunions are supposed to be fun catch ups.
Caroline starts first and talks about how she has changed based on what she saw of herself the season before. Cut to a blatant commercial for her new show. I am not watching her spin off and am pissed off that her recapping of her season is more about setting up her new show than what she did on the season. Albert is called out for being rude to her and Carline defends her marriage. She then talks crap about marriage just like Melissa.
Caroline says she is certain Albert has not cheated, but then says she would be dumb to think he had been monogamous. Dear Lord. Albert cheated. Who cares? Melissa cheated. Who cares? Juicy cheated. Who cares? We are not that interested in who sleeps with whom. We just aren’t. Caroline is not willing to talk about Dina. She also says that Teresa and Melissa are the same, but Melissa insists they are not. Melissa is truly a stupid woman.
We are 15 minutes in and I am bored. Melissa insists she does not use auto-tune. Okay. Melissa is full of crap. I honestly cannot take it. She is drowning in lies. Andy is starting trouble and instigating drama. He clearly is not a fan of Teresa, and that is okay, but he is embarrassing himself. Andy wants trouble between Melissa and Teresa. I am skipping over this because it is a bunch of lies and we are not interested. They are all blowing smoke.
Melissa says she hires Joe’s secretaries and they are not attractive. If her marriage is so rock solid, as her book states, Joe would not care who worked there. Melissa is full of crap and her marriage, if I by her book, is not that great and rather archaic. Melissa says everyone who is hating on them does it because they want to be on the show. Probably true. But she must also be open to the truth, which is that she is not completely honest.
I believe Teresa’s take on Melissa having a deal with Radar Online. I also think Teresa is coming out on top here. She is clearly exhausted by the whole thing and I get it. Melissa has ruined this show in my opinion and the lack of respect that Melissa has for Teresa is annoying. Last season was dark and mean and this season is just lame. It is ridiculous that we are talking about all the gossip. Sidebar: Kim D is a disgusting fame whore.
We are now recapping Kathy and I just can’t. This woman and her family bore me. I’m flipping through. They are talking about Dina now. Dina has not reached out to Jac since Nick’s autism. Not buying it. Melissa who cried that she was moving to get away from Teresa, now says that was not the only reason. Melissa Gorga is a liar and her husband is a maniac. These people should not be on reality TV. We now recap the Gorga/Guidice drama.
Melissa says her sisters never tweet about Teresa. Dear Lord. Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies. Melissa and Teresa are never going to get along and Teresa will never be back with Joe as long as he is with Melissa. Caroline agrees. Juicy and Joe have joined in, Juicy is quiet, then Rosie joins in. Rosie should have been the housewife not Kathy. Andy then is a complete and total asshole to Teresa, which is just not fun to watch. Give it a rest Andy.
We then get a look at the Juicy & Rosie show, which is perfection. Juicy and Teresa are talking about their gay friends and it is unfortunate but not mean. They are simple and I find it as charming as I do offensive. They show the big Juicy/Joe fight and everyone looks pained except for Juicy, who is laughing. I love Juicy. Seriously. This show is stupid, Andy’s questions are dumb, Melissa is lying, and Joe is an ape. I’m so done.
Rosie grabs Joe’s balls and I need to wrap this up. It is simply not entertaining. Teresa is repeatedly saying sorry for shit she does not need to apologize for anymore. This is lame. Melissa is bitter and angry. Teresa lied, apologizes again, Melissa is an idiot. We are watching all the trolls and at the end of the day all the hate traces back to Kim D. Whore. Between Penny, Jan adn Kim D. the desperate agenda to get them to fight is stupid.
We move onto Dr. V and her visit with the family. I love her but she comes across as fake on the reunion. She is wearing too much makeup, her hair looks silly, she went from fixing things to looking dumb. Nobody is interested in her anymore and this did her television career no favors. She is a good doctor but she came back to RHONJ one time too many and lost some credibility. She needs her own show, not to be whored out here.
They saved all the screaming and bitching for next week. I’m going to need a bottle of something to come back for another episode of this reunion crapfest. This used to be the best group of the franchise and Bravo has ruined it. They over scripted, over reached, and over involved themselves. Next week they will talk about criminal charges. Again. For the love of God. Bravo is asking too much of us as fans by not ever keeping it real.