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The Bachelorette Men Tell All Recap

by Ilana Angel

July 16, 2012 | 11:29 pm

This episode comes every season and I have yet to see the point.  What is it with The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise that makes them want to recap every single thing?  There are some funny moments I suppose, but in the end I would be perfectly fine without the tell all specials.

That said, the men are more entertaining than the women.  Why?  Because watching a bunch of men act like women is funny.  Rather than my regular recap, I will simply give a list of things worth mentioning.  By worth mentioning of course I mean this show is worthless, but here we go.

  • Chris Harrison’s hand gestures bug me
  • Emily has a potty mouth
  • Ryan is smoking hot
  • Emily’s bras makes her boobs too pointy
  • Doug is my favorite bachelor of the season
  • Bachelor Pad will be perfection
  • Harrison is flirting with Emily
  • Emily’s fake ponytail is beyond ugly
  • Harrison is too old to host Bachelor Pad
  • I freaking love Vienna
  • Chris is a moron and a pig
  • Kalon is a douchelord
  • I love Charlie
  • Stevie needs a new haircut
  • Sean may in fact be perfect
  • Chris has no chin
  • I am wasting two hours of my life
  • I only care about the Bachelor Pad commercials
  • Sean should be the next Bachelor
  • Chris wants to be just like Sean
  • Kalon wants to kill Emily
  • The bloopers were not funny

This truly was a waste of our time and I could care less about who she picks because she is not going to marry Jef or Arie.  I think Jef may be a woman and Arie is a fame whore, so what difference does it make?  A three hour finale on Sunday night is going to require a lot of booze.

The best part of Sunday is going to be the drinking.  I haven’t decided what my drink of choice will be, but I will be getting sloshed as I watch, in my wedding dress, and blogging as I go.  We have nearly survived another season! I will see you Sunday and I will be keeping it real.


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Ilana Angel writes two blogs for JewishJournal.com. KEEPING THE FAITH is about her worldview as a single Jewish mother, and KEEPING IT REAL is all about reality television....

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