What not to do after you are married

When my husband and I married, we thought about a lot of things: living together, how we would deal with holidays, when we would have kids. For some reason, robbing a bank never crossed our mind.

This morning, AP and several news outlets reported that

The female half of the so-called “Newlywed Bandits” has unexpectedly pleaded guilty to robbing three banks in Los Angeles County….FBI officials said they were already a couple when they started robbing banks. Hence the moniker, “Newlywed Bandits.”

Here’s a lesson brides and grooms ...if you are going to rob a bank, don’t get caught. And try to make sure one of you has the brains to be able to figure that out.