Top 10 sharpest circumcision ban headlines

Graphic by Jay Firestone.

Why does it seem like whenever a sex-related story breaks in the news, certain headline writers revert back to their 13-year-old perverted selves? 

In this case, California’s debate on the proposed circumcision ban has prompted slew of awful, fully pun-intended headlines guaranteed to make you cringe, and maybe even laugh.

Banning circumcision: Against the cut (The Economist)

Ouch! Circumcision Ban Makes the Cut for November Ballot (San Francisco Weekly)

Cutting edge synagogue-state clash (Get Religion)

A Tip on The Circumcision Ban (YoYenta.com)

Santa Monica, CA Wants to Snip Male Circumcision in the Bud (La Figa)

Far From Foregone: Circumcision Ban To Appear On San Francisco (MoreMonmouthMusings.net)

Male Circumcision | On The Chopping Block? (Pluralist Nation)

Snip ‘Em If You Got ‘Em - Vote To Ban Circumcision In San Francisco (Unicornbooty.com)

Boyz with the Hoods Poke Circumcision Ban to San Francisco Ballot (Hollywood Today)

Only in San Francisco: helmet heads v. ant eaters (Tuscon Citizen)

Find any more?  Submit them in the comments section!.

Lauren Bottner contributed to this post.