Halftime at the University of Iran?

I couldn’t help but think of my college years at Camp Randall, watching the Wisconsin Badgers totally demolish some unknown Midwestern school, like Akron or Western Illinois.  Of course, the Ayatollah is no Barry Alvarez or Bret Bielema. 

I wonder what they’ll play…‘Twist and Shout’ or ‘Swing Town’?

Members of the Iranian army land force academy perform during a graduation ceremony in Tehran on Nov. 10. Photo by REUTERS/Khamenei.ir/Handout