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June 5, 2008 | 12:17 am

Pakistan Daily: Osama is Jewish and Al-Qaeda is a Jewish front

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There are conspiracy theorists and paranoid wack jobs that claim all sorts of things about the so-called ‘Elders of Zion’ and an alleged 9/11 coverup  but an ‘essay’ on a Pakistani Web site takes this dreck to a new level.

An unsigned news article from The Pakistan Daily claims that Osama is Jewish and Al-Qaeda is Jewish front.

Here’s the kind of reasoning the editors apparently find compelling:

Upon visiting the public library and consulting a Hebrew-English dictionary, I learned that “al chai” (pronounced “al-khai”) could mean “the” plus “living,” or, “the living” in Hebrew. I also learned that “da” translates “are here” in German. Thus, the phrase “The living are here” would be “al chai da.” Al Queda is also written “al-Qaida (Dean, Schwartz), which carries with it the same pronunciation as “al chai da.” Thus, depending on how you pronounce it, al Queda can mean “The living are here.”

If this kind of drivel passes for reportage in Pakistan, things are a lot worse there than they seem.

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No wonder the Jews have survived for thrity eight centuries! Founding a fanatical Jew-hating Islamic terror army… headed by a Saudi royal scion… cunning enough. But naming it in Hebrew - bloody brilliant!

Ah, the old “Purloined Letter” technique. “Al chai da” in Hebrew literally means ‘on life duh”, or more colloqially “no soap radio”.

In Talmudic language, we would interpret this as “Just because we have been shaped by a Western liberal culture and have ridden ‘It’s a Small World After All”, some foreign cultures actually are surprisingly primitive and dumb.

Comment by Ben Plonie on 6/05/08 at 4:02 pm

I don’t think you are correct in identifying Osama as royalty.

Comment by Dennis Wilen on 6/06/08 at 1:40 am

Considering there are probably 30,000 members of the Saudi royal family running around Arabia in their air conditioned SUV’s, it was a natural mistake. Bin Ladin’s father ingratiated himself with the royal family to the point of renovating the great mosque in Mecca, Al Aqsa, and others, becoming perhaps the wealthiest non-royal around, personally paying the royals’ debts in exchange for getting exclusive dibs on all construction projects. My point is unchanged.

Comment by Ben Plonie on 6/06/08 at 12:55 pm

By trhe way, the point could be made that none of the Saudis are royalty, considering they ambushed and evicted the Hashemites only in the last cenbtury, whose natural habitat is Arabia, and not Jewish Transjordan nor Iraq.

Comment by Ben Plonie on 6/06/08 at 12:57 pm

Theories of Bin Ladin’s Jewish ancestry were fairly common in Israel after 9/11. The Pakistani newspaper is just repeating one of them.

“Da” in German means “there.” “Do” in Yiddish means “here”

Comment by Joachim Martillo on 7/16/08 at 3:34 am

Maybe it’s just a coincidence b0cc. T

Comment by Speakers Agency on 9/11/09 at 4:07 pm

Or not, since Yiddish is structured on a medieval German. More important, it’s irrelevant. Yiddish contains Hebrew, but Hebrew contains no Yiddish. ‘Joachim Martillo’ is the pen name of a prolific and either obsessive or professional high-level antisemite and antizionist throwing lies and mud on as many Jewish websites as he can.

Comment by Ben Plonie on 9/12/09 at 9:15 pm

If it does mean so, then it is so. A better news is that Omar Bin Laden ( son of Osama) admitted in an Aabic Journal ( Sayedaty ?) to be be part Jewish Yemenite from his grand mother’s side…so one can see the possible connection with CIA & MOSSAD…every thing is possible

Comment by vixi on 8/18/10 at 2:55 pm

Osama? Royalty? i dont think thats the correct description for that person

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“Da” in German means “there.” “Do” in Yiddish means “here”  <——i think “Do” is “now”

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Jews are very very strong people, my girlfriend’s parents are from Israel and they are spiritual people with strong believes and i admire that from them.. and i will always do

Comment by cc | como recuperar a tu pareja on 11/14/10 at 1:24 am

This conspiracy is about ridiculous! I believe there are government cover-ups out there and all but this is a little too much out in left field.

Comment by place card holders on 3/04/11 at 9:01 am

Indulging conspiracy. Should be dealt with

Comment by Flow Plates on 3/27/11 at 5:37 am

D owe really think Osama is Jewish?

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“Da” in German means “there.” “Do” in Yiddish means “here”

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