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August 27, 2008 | 12:46 am

Old Jewish joke, new language

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TERÇA-FEIRA, 26 DE AGOSTO DE 2008

Piadas de judeu

Num banco de praça de Nova York, um velho judeu lê o jornal Nation of Islam, publicação anti-semita editada por Louis Farrakahn.

Outro judeu se aproxima e lhe diz indignado: “Por que você está lendo esta porcaria em vez de ler o Jewish Journal?”

O primeiro responde: “O Jewish Journal só publica reportagens sobre anti-semitismo, terrorismo em Israel , problemas e mais problemas do povo judeu no mundo inteiro.

Este jornal aqui, não. Diz que os judeus estão abarrotados de dinheiro, que os judeus controlam os bancos, que controlam a mídia, que controlam Hollywood ... Muito melhor ler boas notícias!”

According to Bablefish:

TUESDAY, 26 OF AUGUST OF 2008
Jokes of Jew

In a bank of square of New York, an old Jew reads the Nation periodical of Islam, publication anti-semitic edited for Louis Farrakahn.

Another Jew if approaches and it says to it infuriated: “Why you are reading this nastiness instead of reading the Jewish Journal”

The first one answers: “The Jewish Journal alone publishes news articles on anti-semitism, terrorism in Israel, problems and more problems of the Jewish people in the entire world.

This periodical here, not.

He says that the Jews are overloaded of money, that the Jews control the banks, that control the media, that Very control Hollywood… better to read good notice! “

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I prefer the way Christopher Hitchens tells this joke. (And I generally don’t like Hitchens storytelling.) From the March issue of The Atlantic:

A sour old joke from prewar Germany has two elderly Jews sitting in a Berlin park, with one of them reading a Yiddish paper and the other one scanning the pages of Der Stürmer. The latter Jew is laughing. This proves too much for the former Jew, who says: “It’s not enough you read that Nazi rag, but you find it funny?” “Look,” replies the other. “If I read your paper, what do I see? Jews deported, Jews assaulted, Jews insulted, Jewish property confiscated. But I read Der Stürmer, and there’s finally some good news. It seems that we Jews own and control the whole world!”

Comment by Brad A. Greenberg on 8/27/08 at 2:39 am

Hehe, nice translation!

Comment by Pracy on 10/14/08 at 9:47 am

Nice translation!

Comment by Noticias del corazón on 3/19/09 at 6:08 pm

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