October 25, 2008 | 3:45 am

Now it all makes sense—Ahmadinejad is a secret Jew!

Posted by Dennis Wilen

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Rust never sleeps in our obsessive compulsion to scour the Intertubes and bring you, my friends, and all the Joe-the-Mohels out there [crowd applauds], yes, my friends, to bring you choice morsels of fact-like news stories, photos and video for your consideration.

This is the same quest that recently revealed the Truth the Mainstream Media Dare Not Publish—that Gov. Sarah Palin (R—AK) is Jewess.

But wait, there’s more.

Tonight’s news comes to us from the blog of John Alan Martinson, Jr., who describes himself in the third person as he explains his dedication to uncovering the Jewish Mafia:

The Jewish connection also extended to more personal sections of John’s life. Recalling his distaste for feminism and the women he had dated that were manipulated by it, he wondered if leading feminists were Jews. Searching three names (Gloria Steinem, Eve Ensler and Andrea Dworkin) he found the word “Jew” staring back at him. Further investigation revealed that dozens upon dozens of feminist leaders were Jews. In an examination of racism between non-Jewish (Gentile) races John found that many leaders of racist groups, whether Black, White or some other race, were led or backed by Jews. This touched home as John had dealt with racism all his life. Another personal element was the poverty of his childhood. A look at the usury of the banking system, the Federal Reserve and the taxation of the IRS all revealed Jewish personalities.

But enough about Mr. Martinson, Jr.—here’s what he has to say:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Crypto-Jew

As many Muslims have realized, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is not a Muslim. He is a crypto-Jew. His last name is not Ahmadinejad but Saborjhian; a Jewish name. Mahmoud Saborjhian was born near Garmsar in the village of Aradan on October 28, 1956. Sometime in the 50s his family relocated to Tehran. It was at that point that the Jewish Saborjhian family changed their name. Mahmoud would later take up the religion of Islam as an additional cover for his Jewish bloodline. His family prosperity, Jewish bloodline and secret society connections have allowed him to gain an incredible amount of power in Iran and over the Iranian people.

There’s more, of course, and you can read it here.

Jews in the closet!

Boo!  Happy Hallowe’en!