January 24, 2008 | 6:54 pm

A priest, a rabbi and a minister go on the Jay Leno show*

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Writers are still striking NBC here, so Jay Leno, unlike union man Dave Letterman in New York, has to write his own material and book guests who write as well.

In this recent Tonight Show bit, an actual priest, an actual rabbi, and an actual minister tell ‘priest, rabbi and minister’ jokes.

The rabbi is Levi Cunin of Chabad in Malibu, who we last featured during the Malibu fires, when he packed a Torah scroll in the back of his car in case they had to evacuate.

* Update: NBC got this video yanked from YouTube because of copyright issues.

The jokes are an interesting contrast. 

Only the priest tells a joke on himself; Rabbi Cunin tells a ‘Jews are smart’ joke and makes the priest in his story sound all Kosher for Passover; the minister’s joke is vaguely sexist. 

They are LOL material, though!

January 23, 2008 | 12:08 am

$145 billion in government cheese—the good news and the bad

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The bad news: The economy is messed up and all the idiots in Washington can think of is $145 billion in “government cheese.”

The good news: It will be Kosher cheese!

KOSHER ONLY PRODUCTS
‘€œKosher Only’€ products will be identified in the solicitation.

Offerors shall not bid on these products unless they are properly certified to produce Kosher products. 

If awarded a contract, contractors shall:

(1) Comply with applicable dietary (Kosher) laws as established by the ‘€œ613 Council of Kashruth,’€ and

(2) Contact the Board of Jewish Education of Greater New York at 646-472-5365.

A rabbinic supervisor will be sent to visit the plant to certify compliance with the applicable dietary (Kosher) laws.

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January 20, 2008 | 12:48 pm

Martin Luther King, Jr.‘s 1965 sermon at Temple Israel of Hollywood

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It was a Friday night Shabbat service at Temple Israel of Hollywood that would be forgotten for years.

Rabbi Max Nussbaum z"l invited the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King to give a sermon. 

Someone taped it, and the tape was unknown until last year; as soon as I heard it, I knew it needed to be available online.

L.A. Observed’s Kevin Roderick came up with a bit more of the zeitgeist:

King was 36 years old at the time. Selma was heating up that month, and Malcolm X had just been killed in New York, so King arrived in Los Angeles under heavy guard. It was his first trip west since winning the Nobel Peace Prize. King dined with prominent Westsiders at the Beverly Hills home of Dr. Irving Lichtenstein and attended a screening of The Greatest Story Ever Told at the Cinerama Dome (now the Arclight.) The theater crawled with police because of death threats and the seizure of stolen dynamite connected to a racist group. King also spoke at the World Affairs Council at the Hollywood Palladium. The Times reported that an “overflow crowd” of 1,500 at the temple gave King a warm welcome. That Sunday he returned to Selma.

It’s worth listening to again:

Part I, 27 min., MP3, 3.1MB
Part II, 14 min., MP3, 1.6MB

As Rob Eshman asked after hearing the sermon, who is today’s moral leader?

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January 18, 2008 | 2:43 pm

Tom Cruise, Jewish supermensch?

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First came the Scientology promo video from Tom Cruise.

Then came the Jewish version, from our friends at Jewcy.com:

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January 15, 2008 | 10:33 pm

Jewish leaders defend Baruch Obama

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You’ve heard the rumors, seen the email, etc.  Obama is really a Muslim, he went to a madrassa, his church is racist, etc.

Some prominent American Jewish leaders strongly disagree.

Jewish organizational leaders defended Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama on Monday from a smear campaign claiming that he’s a Muslim.

Obama has been the subject of an e-mail making the rounds in the Jewish community in recent days alleging that he is a Muslim, attended a radical Islamic madrassah in Indonesia, and took his oath of office on a Koran. None of the claims are true, and the campaign has published a detailed refutation on its Web site.

“These tactics attempt to drive a wedge between our community and a presidential candidate based on despicable and false attacks based on religion,” said a letter signed by heads of several national Jewish organizations. “We reject these efforts to manipulate members of our community into supporting or opposing candidates. Attempts of this sort to mislead and inflame voters should not be part of our political discourse and should be rebuffed by all who believe in our democracy.”

Among the signatories were David Harris, executive director of the American Jewish Committee; Abraham Foxman, national director of the Anti-Defamation League; Rabbi Marvin Hier, dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center, and Rabbi David Saperstein, director of the Religious Action Center of Reform Judaism.

From our friends at The Jewish Telgraphic Agency.

[Photo credit: Presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) addresses the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) forum on Foreign Policy March 2007 in Chicago.Photo by Jeff Haynes/AFP/Getty Images]

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January 13, 2008 | 6:33 pm

U CAN HAZ LAFFS

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Michael Showalter responds to an audience member who—no joke—brought two cats in a carrier to one of the sold out shows  JDUB Records  recorded for his debut comedy album . . . out now and appropriately titled Sandwiches & Cats.

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January 11, 2008 | 2:38 pm

Powerful Jewish women are verboten at Ms. Magazine

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Ms. Magazine—a feminist monthly founded by Jewish Gloria Steinem—won’t accept a display ad that celebrates the postion of women in the government of Israel.

The ad (above), which features photos of the president of the Supreme Court of Israel, Israel’s Foreign Minster, and the Speaker of the Knesset (parliament)—all women—was apparently too controversial for Ms.

Here’s the AJC’s take:

Ms. Magazine Blocks Ad on Israeli Women

January 10, 2008 — Ms. Magazine has long been in the forefront of the fight for equal rights and equal opportunities for women.  Apparently that is not the case if the women happen to be Israeli.

The magazine has turned down an AJCongress advertisement that did nothing more controversial than call attention to the fact that women currently occupy three of the most significant positions of power in Israeli public life.  The proposed ad (The Ad Ms. Didn’t Want You To See) included a text that merely said, “This is Israel,” under photographs of President of the Supreme Court Dorit Beinish, Vice Prime Minister and Minister for Foreign Affairs Tzipi Livni and Knesset Speaker Dalia Itzik.

“What other conclusion can we reach,” asked Richard Gordon, President of AJCongress, “except that the publishers − and if the publishers are right, a significant number of Ms. Magazine readers − are so hostile to Israel that they do not even want to see an ad that says something positive about Israel?”

What can justify such censorship?

—Dennis Wilen

Note: I come from an AJC family.  My Mom was the Congress’ executive director in Philadelphia when I was a teenager.  I marched with the AJC and Martin Luther King on August 28, 1963.

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January 9, 2008 | 11:54 pm

RIP Johnny Grant, Mayor of Hollywood

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A gentleman and publicist of the old school.

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