Jewish Journal

It’s the mitzvah, not the bar, that counts

by Sharon Duke Estroff

Posted on Sep. 27, 2007 at 8:00 pm

It's been said that when it comes to raising children, the days go slow and the years go fast. As I find myself in the thick of planning my second son's bar mitzvah, these words ring all too true. But who has time for sentimentalism when you've got to pull off a colossal bar mitzvah bash in less than a year?

The first item on my party-planning agenda was to secure the entertainment.

"Bar Mitzvahs R Us," said a perky voice on the telephone.

"I'd like to know if you have availability on April 7, please," I inquired, cordially.

"2009 or 2010?"

"2008," I answered, panic rising.

"Ha!" said the voice, no longer sounding so perky. "Good luck."

Fifteen phone calls and 14 rejections later, I'd managed to land a living, breathing master of ceremonies (who'd miraculously just had a cancellation for my date).

The next morning, I was sipping a Starbucks with an emcee named Rhythm -- a hulking, albeit friendly, man who, I can only assume, plays for the NFL during his off-season -- to nail down the details of my family's fast-approaching event.

"Do you want to do the Motzi?" Rhythm asked.

"Yes, of course," I said.

"How about a candlelighting?"

"Umm, I'm not sure."

Things proceeded in this manner. Was I interested in the Birchat? What about feather boas? Did I want to do the hora? How about the chicken dance?

As Rhythm threw me option after option without missing a beat, I felt myself entering a transformational spin, like Lynda Carter on "Wonder Woman." And when I stopped whirling, I was sitting on the other side of my frappuccino -- in Rhythm's shoes (enormous though they might be).

I could suddenly grasp the stark bizarreness that this 300-pound linebacker -- whose bling didn't include a single Star of David -- was so incredibly well versed in terms like Motzi and Birchat and, more bizarre yet, was using them in conjunction with terms like feather boa and chicken dance.

I could now clearly see what Rhythm (and the rest of the non-Jewish world, for that matter) must think from the outside looking in at the modern American bar mitzvah phenomenon and how he might interpret the ways we Jewish parents choose to celebrate these meaningful religious rites of passage for our children.

On the heels of this revelation came an unsettling flashback to a Web site entry I'd encountered earlier during a cyber-hunt for hopping bar mitzvah party themes. It was written by a non-Jewish mother about her son's experience at a friend's bar mitzvah. Here it is, slightly abbreviated and 100 percent true:

Best Bar Mitzvah Party Theme -- Terminator

My son, William, was recently invited to his friend Josh's bar mitzvah. William had never been to a bar mitzvah before, and he's still talking about it.

The invitation was a videotape of Josh, dressed like the Terminator and doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression: "Come to my bar mitzvah or else!"

When I dropped William off at the five-star hotel ballroom, everything was decorated to look like metal. There were robots standing guard with blinking eyes and moving arms, destroyed tanks and cars strewn about (rented from a movie prop house) and inflatable jungle gyms and slides, all in camouflage colors. There was even a life-sized Arnold Schwarzenegger cutout for guests to sign.

After the Aliea La Tora, Josh made his grand entrance on a "T2" motorcycle -- his bar mitzvah gift from his parents!

Following the Hamotzi, a live rock band played modern techno music. Josh did a really cool robot dance.

During the traditional candlelighting ceremony, Josh lit 13 candles with a butane lighter shaped like a Terminator rifle. My son wished he could take it home with him.

At midnight, Josh's parents announced that a collector's Terminator action figure was hidden somewhere in the ballroom. While everyone searched, an Arnold Schwarzenegger look-alike dressed like the Terminator walked in. Every kid got a picture taken with the surprise guest.

William had such a great time that he asked if he could have a bar mitzvah, too.

Fueled with newfound perspective and courage -- and an unmistakable wave of nausea -- I thanked Rhythm for his time and made a dash for my bookshelf to retrieve my dog-eared copy of "The Book of Jewish Values" to see what the ever-wise and rational Rabbi Joseph Telushkin might have to say about the situation. He didn't let me down.

"Out of the desire not to appear cheap or unloving to their children, many ... Jews feel forced to spend far more on [bar mitzvah] parties than they can or want to," Telushkin writes. "Furthermore, lavish parties often end up diminishing, sometimes even eliminating, the religious significance of the bar mitzvah. For many of the celebrants, what counts is the 'bar,' not the mitzvah."

What we desperately need, Telushkin writes, are some "wealthy moral heroes ... prominent, affluent Jews in our largest Jewish communities, to throw a simple bar or bat mitzvah celebration, one in which the party is very pleasant and celebratory, but not lavish." In doing so, he holds, "the good they would do for their fellow Jews would be almost incalculable."

I've seen a few brave parents heed this critical calling with wonderful results, and I plan to do the same (even if I may fall a tad short of affluent-pillar-of-the-Jewish-community status at the present time).

At this stage in my bar mitzvah planning process, I'm still not sure where this journey will take my family. But I do know where it won't. I welcome you to join me along this road less taken. Stay tuned.

Sharon Duke Estroff (http://www.sharonestroff.com) is an internationally syndicated Jewish parenting columnist, award-winning educator and mother of four. Her first parenting book, "Can I Have a Cell Phone for Hanukkah?" (Broadway), is now available.

This video, an open source release of Mercer County Community College in New Jersey, gives a good, factual overview of the meaning and tradition of the Jewish coming-of-age ritual, the Bar Mitzvah.
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