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Dog Licks Face During Sex

By  Merissa Nathan Gerson

September 24, 2010 | 10:00 am

She's a sexy poodle, but does she belong in your bedroom?

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Dear Yenta,

Can you train your dog to stop licking your face when you are having sex with your boyfriend?

-Slobbered


Dear S,

Hmmm…I imagine so. Is it polite to have sex in front of... read on

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    By  Merissa Nathan Gerson

    September 2, 2010 | 9:50 pm

    Dear Yenta,

    I just graduated college where I had some lovely boyfriends.
    After these guys I thought I was over being treated badly by men.

    Now, since I’ve graduated, I keep getting into these relationships with
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  • TV Addict

    By  Merissa Nathan Gerson

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    Yenta,

    I think I watch too much TV. This past month, I started watching an Australian rodeo soap opera from the eighties with alarming regularity (3-4 hours a day, give or take). It has reached the point that I occasionally lapse into an Australian accent in my mind and think of the... read on

  • Ah! Mom, Don’t Get Plastic Surgery!

    By  Merissa Nathan Gerson

    August 26, 2010 | 9:47 pm

    Dearest Yenta,

    I was at my parent’s house looking for a book and came upon a surgical plan for facial plastic surgery for my mother. I’m not sure if she ever went through with it — they did a damn good job because I can’t tell. But I feel sad for her (I think she is... read on

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    By  Merissa Nathan Gerson

    August 23, 2010 | 9:44 pm

    Dear Yenta,

    Even when I’m so turned on I’m begging for it, I’m still practically parched between my legs so sex can be uncomfortable. The thought of putting some synthetic product like KY jelly in my body makes me cringe. I try to stick to organics but really want sex to be... read on

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    By  Merissa Nathan Gerson

    August 19, 2010 | 9:40 pm

    Dear Yenta,

    I’ve had seven internships over the course of eight years because I’m afraid of job commitment, and haven’t found anything that excites me. I finally chose a career path to become a physician because I wanted to make a difference.

    Although I got accepted and will... read on

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    By  Merissa Nathan Gerson

    August 16, 2010 | 9:38 pm

    Dear Yenta,

    Every time I want to have sex with my boyfriend, the second he touches me, I feel terrified that he’ll touch my stomach. I am so scared that he’ll think that I’m too fat to love and he’ll change his mind and just leave me there, naked and alone.

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  • Converting to Marry Her

    By  Merissa Nathan Gerson

    August 12, 2010 | 9:36 pm

    Dear Yenta,

    I am a 26 year-old WASP lesbian in love and committed to my loving partner who is Sicilian and Jewish. We have been together for a year and a half and we are raising her 2 children together. Suddenly, just before setting foot into synagogue, I had this feeling that... read on

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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With more than 10 years of talk therapy under her belt, Merissa has waded through life’s dilemmas with a constant reflective therapeutic bird on her shoulder. Add a few...

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