June 29, 2006
That’s What I Do
If you're a single 24-year-old gal looking to meet a preferably Jewish single guy in Los Angeles, you'd think a good pick-up line might include the words "I work for The Jewish Journal." After all, what better way to convey to the guy-of-interest that you're a fellow MOT? But you'd be wrong. That line's great for when you meet his parents, and probably exactly why it's not great for meeting him. The immediate thought bubble above his head reads something like, "Hmmm nice Jewish girl," basically the Catholic equivalent of dating a nun.
So, when I started at The Journal four years ago, back when I was still single, in addition to the skills associated with my new job duties, there were conversational hurdles I had to learn to jump when meeting eligible guys. I had to be especially agile, since the most likely opening conversation with a new person usually centers on one's career. To the question of "What do you do?" I came up with the following response strategy:
1. Be intentionally vague
4. Make the bold statement