May 17, 2007
Battle of the sexes along the Y-Divide
"Ladies and gentlemen, Rabbi Aryeh Pamensky holds the secret to your incredible, unbelievable and unparalleled happiness," announces the emcee in a dimly lit nightspot where hundreds of Jews are gathered, each hoping to attain what half of Americans find unattainable: a happy marriage."|
A happy wife is a happy life," the rabbi says, and so begins the popular one-man interactive show, "Pamensky Live," which makes its rounds throughout the United States and Canada.
Pamensky spoke to a reporter in Philadelphia after one of his shows.
Pamensky believes he can eradicate divorce and is on a mission to prove he can make marriage into a heaven on earth for both genders. To that end he has created "Y-Divide Marriage Kit," which includes a DVD and six CDs.
And he has written two books: "Marrying The Y-Divide: Bridging the Gender Gap" and "Ten Top Amazing Marriage Tips." He is also on the road throughout the year, garnering rave reviews at scores of comedy clubs and other trendy locales. It is not just the married folks he addresses; the 42-year old South African native raised in Toronto targets single audiences nationwide for comparable dating seminars, though his advice differs pre- and post-marriage.
"Pamensky Live," known as the Jewish version of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus," gives the men in the crowd a job. Recognizing that men are not innately what he terms "relationship beings," Pamensky offers a job description for men looking to transform their existing relationship into one that fulfills their every dream. In an entertaining presentation, the rabbi assures men that they will not have to go through massive personal and interpersonal changes: "I say, 'You're a guy and you don't have to change. Who you are right now can satisfy your wife,' and they feel a weight lifted off their shoulders."
According to Pamensky, their eyes open wide and they are baffled that he is not urging them to become sensitive, communicative beings.
Pamensky responds, "If you become that, your wife won't be happy anyway. She wants to be married to you as a man. So now, you, as a man, can fulfill her. I have tools to teach you how to make it work where you're at. Now this is how you do it...."
Pamesky believes women are incredibly complicated, but they all need the three As: attention, affection and appreciation, and once they receive this from their husbands, they channel their energy into creating a loving and adventurous affair with their spouse. On this premise, as a woman grows more content and pleased in her marital relationship, her reservations melt away and she opens herself up to pampering her husband. Pamensky's presentation humorously depicts just what kind of attention and affection he is referring to.
He advises the men to drop whatever they are doing and give their wives undivided attention.
"Don't tune out," he warns, recommending eye contact and attentively listening to everything she is saying. By affection, the rabbi is referring to affectionate tones and nonsexual touch. Appreciation generally speaks for itself.
Addressing the women, Pamensky says, "Take a look at your man now, and you will forever look at him entirely different. He is a huge ego with legs. When he does his job [making you happy], stroke his ego over the top. Men live for this. The greatest way to bolster his ego is letting him know how his gestures made you feel for the good."
He jokes, "We always hear about it for the bad."
"The Amazing Marriage Seminar," portions of which are included in the "Live" performance, is the culmination of many years of rabbinical study of the Torah and other Jewish texts, in conjunction with Pamensky's work as a marriage counselor and personal coach.
"The self-help business is a gazillion dollar business, and so many people who attend are Jewish, so I always wondered, 'Why don't they go to Judaism for this stuff?'" he said. "I always had a dream of taking the wisdom of Judaism and putting it in self-help language that is palatable to people who don't have access to the texts themselves. There is a tremendous 3,500-year-old tradition that's been passed down concerning wisdom for understanding marriage."
According to the Pamensky plan, "make your wife feel that she is the most important person in your life; that nothing going on in your life is more important than her."
In a tone that implies, "Hey, I'm one of you, just a regular guy," he cautions, "Gentlemen, you've got to appreciate that every time you make your wife feel less important than something else in your life, be it work, children, sports, parents, television or hobbies, that thing becomes a mistress, and your wife will fight you on everything that has to do with that mistress."
At each performance, Pamensky reminds men that their wives will support them on their every endeavor so long as she feels she is more important than any other person or thing.
For singles, he takes a different approach.
"Dating sets you up for a bad marriage," Pamensky said at one of his packed singles events, which was sponsored by Discovery Productions, a New York-based nonprofit Jewish outreach organization. The dynamic is all faulty from the get-go, he maintains, since dating is always on a man's terms. "That's how you begin the relationship, and women think that once they get married, it is going to switch, but you have already set precedents. The skill set for dating," he continues, "when applied to marriage causes bad marriages."
"Most of marriage is about fulfilling the other person's needs, and this is why dating is not a good training ground for marriage," Pamensky says. He adds that since there is no alternative, "you just need to learn how to date smart."
He says one of his most rewarding moments came when a woman ran up to him in gratitude after one of his performances, tearfully exclaiming, "How do I thank the man who saved my life?"
With a chuckle, Pamensky says, "You see, that's how women speak about relationships!"
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