# The Early Midlife Crisis

URL: http://www.jewishjournal.com/singles/article/the_early_midlife_crisis_20020823

My 29-year-old cousin, "Barry," is having his first "midlife" crisis. By simple math, this would put his entire life span at a scant 58 years, well shy of the actuarial tables' prediction. His midlife crisis should be about 10 years hence. It's been a slow week over here at my place, so let's take a look at his misery, shall we? Barry falls short of the \$1 million he'd counted on having in the bank by, oh, about \$1 million and change. He could live with that, but now his car lease is up and it looks like he'll be downsizing out of the go-go '90s-era "starter" Lexus into something more in line with his new budget -- something with really great mileage. His sense of entitlement is badly bruised by something called "reality." He checks his cholesterol. He wears sunscreen. He takes Viagra. He's a little old man.

 Recipient email: Your email: Comments: A friend has recommended you read the following from The Jewish Journal... The Early Midlife Crisis My 29-year-old cousin, "Barry," is having his first "midlife" crisis. By simple math, this would put his entire life span at a scant 58 years, well shy of the actuarial tables' prediction. His midlife crisis should be about 10 years hence. It's been a slow week over here at my place, so let's take a look at his misery, shall we? Barry falls short of the \$1 million he'd counted on having in the bank by, oh, about \$1 million and change. He could live with that, but now his car lease is up and it looks like he'll be downsizing out of the go-go '90s-era "starter" Lexus into something more in line with his new budget -- something with really great mileage. His sense of entitlement is badly bruised by something called "reality." He checks his cholesterol. He wears sunscreen. He takes Viagra. He's a little old man. http://www.jewishjournal.com/singles/article/the_early_midlife_crisis_20020823 Sign up for our free email news alerts at http://www.jewishjournal.com/email. What's this word?