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Jewish Journal

Matthew Wunderlich

  • How the Gonif

    November 28, 2002 | 7:00 pm

    Every Jew in the temple

    Loved Chanukah a lot,

    But the town's biggest Gonif

    Most certainly did not.

    The Thief hated Chanukah, the whole Chanukah story.

    He hated the Maccabees and all of their glory.

    It could be his mezuzah wasn't screwed on just right,

    Or maybe he wrapped his...

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